

PARISIAN ENVY
There is really not much to say. They eat dessert and stay thin. They don’t get facelifts but look great until they get toe tagged. They have better sex, better kitchens and better motto jackets. They only have three things hanging in their closet but manage to always look perfect.
They have something to teach us about everything I guess. I am embarrassed to tell you how many of these I have read, though I still come off as a total American. I’m thinking of going to Paris and trying to sell a book about how hip it is to be an American.
I will be there next week. Wish me luck. Bon Chance!