SPRING BREAK FRESHMAN MOM STYLE
This is a little late in the day for Freshman Mom to be posting, but shall we say it’s been a long day, or rather I guess it was a long night.
It was a long something that involved oh-so-many glasses of Merlot.
Freshman Mom’s old friend from grammar school Maria Bushkin came down to have none other than a sleepover with freshman mom in LA.
No, no, no not that kind of sleepover – a freshman girl sleepover. Forget the fact our combined ages are one hundred and two. We are shall you say, in denial.
The guys in the bar, where we spent a good hunk of the night, catching up on oh, thirty years of misadventures and romance thought we were hot. But that will be tomorrow’s blog.
Suffice to say we tied one on! And freshman mom is not that big a drinker. So blogging with a colossal hangover this AM was totally out of the question.
And now freshman mom and her freshman are in oh-so-fab suite at The Sanctuary in Scottsdale.
However due to the hotel giving our original room away, it took them two hours to sort things out, and thus sending us to the bar to wait for our room to be ready.
This involved more red wine, on the house and no Larry I don’t need to join the program.
It’s a two-day thing. OK. Sometimes a girls got to do what girls got to do. Hey I’m on Spring Break
And since my freshman is not off in Ft. Lauderdale drunk and naked on the beach with four thousand of her comrades, mom is her companion for the next three days
This means mom has to do many things in true freshman form.
This could mean being slightly wasted until Saturday; but I doubt it, as I do have Reiki therapy in the AM.
Though I will say Freshman Mom, did partake in the smoking of several Marlboro Lights, which was quite fabulous and since according to the doctors she has the arteries of a freshman this should not cause any problems. And tonight her attitude is who cares?
Oh my goodness. What’s up next? Stay tuned.